Easter Spill

It's hard to tell what about the newest Prudhoe Bay spill is worst for BP:

• that the spill happened at all;
• that it wasn't BP that did it but VECO;
• that it happened because a guy lost a contact lens;
• that it wasn't actually oil that spilled (the stuff BP is supposed to get for us) but diesel.

On the plus side, at least it wasn't corrosion that did it.